ferry from cuba to jamaica?

[mathilda]

Hi there!

does anyone know if there is any ferry from cuba to jamaica ? thank you a lot.

M.

[Yucca]

Yes....

The ferry to Jamaica leaves from the Malecon in the same area as the Ferry to Cancun. There is also a Ferry to Key West.

On the Key West and Cancun Ferry you get a nice dinner and all drinks are included in the price, even alchoholic drinks.

On the Jamaincan Ferry they start smoking Ganja as soon as it hits international waters and there is also a small casino.

Hope I was helpful.

[cubafish]

The ferry to Cuba question comes up frequently and often elicits a smart ass reply such as the above, rather than a helpful reply.

The answer to your question is that there are no ferry's to or from Cuba from anyplace.

[Prospero]

The ferry to Jamaica leaves from the Malecon in the same area as the Ferry to Cancun.
Only runs one way though. . . ;)

[Yucca]

Oh come on fish.......She even sent me a PM thanking me...LOL

Matilda...the truth is like Prospero just stated. There are many many ferrys departing Cuba everyday to...The Dominican Republic, Miami, Jamaica and more recently Honduras. The problem is these are unscheduled ferries. They leave at all sorts of hours in the cover of night and only go AWAY from Cuba. Far as I know.....no one has tried a ferry TO Cuba.

[samjay]

You can get boats from Jamaica to Cuba and back. Check out the following link - www.heaveho.net - they travel between Ocho Rios and Santiago. I believe there is also a ferry service between Port Antonio (JA) and Santiago (CU).

[samjay]

Sorry, on further research it appears the ferry service does not exist; just cruise services between the two islands.

[takechan]

I am travel so many countries by my self.
I am heading to Jamaica and Cuba within one weeks.
I have viewing Cuba mania so long time.
But reasonalbly you have to give us correct informaion.
If you don't know please don't post it.
I have tired company that has web site,
but they never responded.
That means they don't have a ferry to Cuba.
Any way when I get there I can find out.
Until then don't trust anyone.
Jamaica will be my the 110 th countires.

[idan_dadon]

do you know from where i can take the ferry to cuba?
Yes....


The ferry to Jamaica leaves from the Malecon in the same area as the Ferry to Cancun. There is also a Ferry to Key West.

On the Key West and Cancun Ferry you get a nice dinner and all drinks are included in the price, even alchoholic drinks.

On the Jamaincan Ferry they start smoking Ganja as soon as it hits international waters and there is also a small casino.

Hope I was helpful.

[Pepin]

To Cuba??? Yes, it leaves from Cancun every morning. The Jamaica ferry leaves from Ocho Rios Dock # 17. They serve food and drinks and party like animals.

There is also a ferry to and from Key West. Now that one is a hoot. Naked women, weed, booze and the trip is not as long.

[cubafish]

I am travel so many countries by my self. I am heading to Jamaica and Cuba within one weeks. I have viewing Cuba mania so long time. But reasonalbly you have to give us correct informaion. If you don't know please don't post it. I have tired company that has web site, but they never responded. That means they don't have a ferry to Cuba. Any way when I get there I can find out. Until then don't trust anyone. Jamaica will be my the 110 th countires.

The ferry to Cuba question comes up on most Cuba BB's and a lot of the regular posters on these BB's like to make a joke answer.

The real answer is that while there are a few ferry's in the Caribbean, there are no ferry's to or from Cuba from anyplace.

[Pepin]

I just got a letter from Mathilda. She took the ferry and had a great time. All you none believers............. She said she had to row for three days but it was worth it.

More news to follow.

[mctonedef]

I just got a letter from Mathilda. She took the ferry and had a great time. All you none believers............. She said she had to row for three days but it was worth it.

More news to follow.

I love Mathilda.
Hearty stock, that girl. Strong stuff.
Good for her.

[mellisas]

pepin are they still doing the cheese and ham sandwhich all ya can eat buffet on a sundays?

oh and nellie will be handing out vouchers for the mustang ranch on the return trip ....all next week...so be quick as they will be goobled up...

Mellisas..
Executive Secretary
Pepins Mustang Ranch

[Pepin]

Memo

To: Mellisas, Executive Secretary
Mctonedef, Director of Security

From: Pepin Gatieza, CEO

Dear Melissas and Mac

We have just signed a new deal with Fantasia Ferries LTD. The ferries operating out of Cancun and Jamaica will now deliver the clients right to our own beach in Varadero. No need to drive to the airport or Havana to pick up the clients. This new measure will be in effect December 3rd.

As usual, the ferries will still provide food and drinks at a discounted price.

Please advise Nellie to behave herself while on the ferry. Also, remind her that the Salmon Slapping routine is not permitted any more. I'm still paying medical bills for that dumb ass Canadian tourist that demanded the Salmon Slaping.

Thank You

Pepin Gatieza
CEO
Pepin's Mustang Ranch
Varadero, Cuba

[marion]

Oh come on fish.......She even sent me a PM thanking me...LOL

Matilda...the truth is like Prospero just stated. There are many many ferrys departing Cuba everyday to...The Dominican Republic, Miami, Jamaica and more recently Honduras. The problem is these are unscheduled ferries. They leave at all sorts of hours in the cover of night and only go AWAY from Cuba. Far as I know.....no one has tried a ferry TO Cuba.

Does anyone know if there are there ferries that go TO Cuba from Miami?

Greetz

[cubafish]

Marion - read the above posts, passing over the jokesters.

There are no ferry's to or from Cuba from anyplace.

[Pepin]

Yes Marion !!!

Fantasia Ferries LTD is now offering services between Key West and Havana. They serve food and drinks and all the boats are brand new.

Don't listen to Cubafish. he's bitter because he wasn't allowed to board the ferry with a pink hat and matching boa.

[Prospero]

In fact another of our members here, Saborami, moonlights as a cocktail waitress on the ferry when she's not working at the Mustang Ranch. Those high heels and stockings are truly a sight to behold. . . ;)

[mellisas]

In fact another of our members here, Saborami, moonlights as a cocktail waitress on the ferry when she's not working at the Mustang Ranch. Those high heels and stockings are truly a sight to behold. . . ;)

saborami moonlighting...http://www.autopia.org/forum/images/smilies/SHOCKED.gif ya not paying her enough boss...

amiga you are needed back at the ranch...your new suction machine has gobbled up mactone...http://www.autopia.org/forum/images/smilies/2scared.gif

[Pepin]

saborami moonlighting...http://www.autopia.org/forum/images/smilies/SHOCKED.gif ya not paying her enough boss...

amiga you are needed back at the ranch...your new suction machine has gobbled up mactone...http://www.autopia.org/forum/images/smilies/2scared.gif

Take a note Mel...

Im thinking about putting Saborbaby on salary. My problem is that if she knows she's getting paid the same no matter how much "work" she performs....she'll turn Cuban on us. It's that communist system that sucks.

Let's talk about that at our next metting.

ps. What was my director of security doing near that dammed suction machine????

[hjb]

Me sister told me about being on a boat once. Said she is now on a ranch at some triste island in the caribbean. Wonder how she is doing. Really hope they treat here well over there.

[hjb]

Really hope they treat here well over there.
Here and there and everywhere. This is about me you fool! It is HER not HERE!! Gracias and perdone a mi hermano, no es su culpa. AQ.

[hjb]

Wind is blowing air in my hair
Here and there and everywhere
People stop and stare at my hair
Wondring what's that air doing there

That explains it all, dear sister of mine...

[hjb]

Listen all you peoples: the hair of my sister is so full of air that she could enter the mustang ranch without having to pay for it! Do not let go of that muchacha pepin!

[saborami]

that's where my pink hat and matching boa went...crap. as far as finally getting on the pay role, as long as you keep sending me those big mf diamonds...if you think a roll of doe can take the place of rocks, you are saddly mistaken Big Daddy. and yes, I am getting quite tired of moonlighting on that damn boat.

[mattvas]

I have tried to find info about the ferry from key west to jamaica but so far have been unsuccessful. Can anyone help?

Cheers

[Pepin]

Fantasia Ferries LTD. does not go from Key West to Jamaica. It goes to Cuba from Key West. Then they go FROM Cuba to just about anywhere the wind blows.......under cover of darkness.

[mctonedef]

Well, I made it out of the Hospital, finally. I swear, if I ever even see that suction device again, it's history!! Damn thing nearly got it all; luckily the surgeons were able to reattach...
My heartfelt grattitude to Drs. Gonzalez, Gomez and Sanchez.
It'll still be a couple of weeks before I can use it again, though....poor Jineteras will have to wait....
I'm up to my security job though, although I look a little strange in these damn diaper-things.
Never again. Too much rum, I guess.....

[cubafish]

Geeze that's really interesting.

Everyone told you knot to get on the Cancun to Havana ferry. And then enroute you had so much rum you mistook the suction device in the mens urinal for the jinetera you met on the Malecon. If you had only listened, your pecker would still be useable.

[mctonedef]

Yeah, but you gotta understand -- except for the lycra, they looked the same!! It was an honest mistake!
Oh well, I'm swearing off rum now too. At least for the next 8 hours or so...

[grichf]

As Castro and the USA began to square off, he was forced into an agony of divided loyalties between home and homeland. On 25 July 1960, he took the ferry to Key West and sailed away from Cuba for the last time.

Thirty-eight years on, there is no ferry to Key West or anywhere else on the US coast. The country of Hemingway's birth and the country he adopted are still squaring up, which is why I'm leaving Cuba on a Jamaican plane, heading south to the USA.

from Michael Palin's Hemingway Adventure

[Pepin]

Well, I made it out of the Hospital, finally. I swear, if I ever even see that suction device again, it's history!! Damn thing nearly got it all; luckily the surgeons were able to reattach...
My heartfelt grattitude to Drs. Gonzalez, Gomez and Sanchez.
It'll still be a couple of weeks before I can use it again, though....poor Jineteras will have to wait....
I'm up to my security job though, although I look a little strange in these damn diaper-things.
Never again. Too much rum, I guess.....

Well McTone Im glad you're OK now. Don't worry about the medical bills. We have excellent health insurence at Pepin's Mustang Ranch. It even covered new t.i.t.i.e.s. for my excecutive secretary Melissas and man they look nice.

Did Dr.Sanchez attach the "extension" I suggested?

Pepin Gatieza
CEO

[Prospero]

Yeah, but you gotta understand -- except for the lycra, they looked the same!! It was an honest mistake!
Oh well, I'm swearing off rum now too. At least for the next 8 hours or so...
I once peed in the wardrobe when I was drunk. About 25 years ago when I was a student.

[mctonedef]

I once peed in the wardrobe when I was drunk. About 25 years ago when I was a student.

I feel for you. But at least you didn't get caught up in a suction-device like I did.

Or did you?

Please share....

[mctonedef]

Well McTone Im glad you're OK now. Don't worry about the medical bills. We have excellent health insurence at Pepin's Mustang Ranch. It even covered new t.i.t.i.e.s. for my excecutive secretary Melissas and man they look nice.

Did Dr.Sanchez attach the "extension" I suggested?

Pepin Gatieza
CEO

Yes, thank heaven for the medical coverage! I knew I made a good move when I went from the CEO of Enron to your Ranch....thank you again!

And yes, Dr. Sanchez did apply the extension! From the attention I've received so far, it seems that all my future Jineteras will be free of charge!!!

So nice to go from 10 to 12.

Life isn't so bad after all....ouch...but a little sore right now....

Thanks for directing Dr. Sanchez, as I was quite out of it at the time....

[mellisas]

it certainly is a wonderful specimen mactone ..we are so impressed with it...so much so that your front bottom will be on dispay down at ranch on sunday..viewing time are from 11 pm till 4am http://www.cubamania.com/cuba/images/icons/icon6.gif

[Pepin]

Mel...make sure to collect a "cover charge" for the viewing.

[mellisas]

no worries boss..getting the tickets printed today...http://www.cubamania.com/cuba/images/icons/icon7.gif

[mctonedef]

no worries boss..getting the tickets printed today...http://www.cubamania.com/cuba/images/icons/icon7.gif

ummm...guys...I'm all for generating revenue...but it's still a bit tender!!
11 am until 4 pm????!? Could I at least sit down? Is there some kind of 'truss' device that could hold it? And I'm okay with photos, but, let's set down the 'no touching' rule, okay??

I'm worried.

[mellisas]

'no touching' well were is the fun in that http://www.cubamania.com/cuba/images/icons/icon9.gif..ok do you think you could maybe wiggle it a bit then http://www.cubamania.com/cuba/images/icons/icon5.gif

[mctonedef]

Okay, I'll wiggle it, but I'm not gonna tie the elastic band around it yet.
Too sensitive. Give it a week or so.
And touching is okay, too I guess. As long as I get to pick who.
Of course, we'll have to charge. It would be wrong to just do it for free.

[saborami]

Okay, I'll wiggle it, but I'm not gonna tie the elastic band around it yet.
Too sensitive. Give it a week or so.
And touching is okay, too I guess. As long as I get to pick who.
Of course, we'll have to charge. It would be wrong to just do it for free.


maybe a wee bit of salmon slappin' by Nellie would toughen you up. wimp.

[mctonedef]

depends on who wields the salmon -- if it's you, I have no problem, saborbaby....nellie is a bit harsh, though.....

[Pepin]

Nellie has ben told the Salmon Slappng is a no no. McTone has had enough trauma already with that darn Sucking machine.

btw. Mr security director. There is no fraternizing with employees at the Ranch. Besides....I got my eye on Saborbaby.

[Prospero]

For those who would like to know where Nellie learnt her trade, this might be interesting. . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s

[saborami]

For those who would like to know where Nellie learnt her trade, this might be interesting. . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s

all men.... deserve a good fish slap now and again.http://www.cubamania.com/cuba/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Pepin]

You wimp..... what the hell you mean no touching. Mel was getting ready to charge extra for that. I love this girl she's on the ball.

Ok...Ok....I'll cut you in on 40% of the revenue for "touching". I have expenses you know.

[saborami]

like what, bloody Marys?http://www.cubamania.com/cuba/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Pepin]

like what, bloody Marys?http://www.cubamania.com/cuba/images/icons/icon12.gif

Insubordination!! Mutiny!!

Let me tell you I have a lot of expenses associated with the Mustang Ranch. Sheets, pillows, laundry soap, the damm bribes I have to pay the Cuban Officials, Chineese rubbers, lets not even go into the Salmon. Plus I provide excellent health coverage for all employees including the Jineteras.

Using my provided Insurence Company, Mellisass scored a new pair of puppies a few months ago. Man she looks hot!! The company just paid to have my Security Director's pecker re-attached after he suffered a terrible accident. By the way...wasn't it you who brought that sucking machine to the ranch??

Should I go on??

I have a felling that when el Coma-andante departs the scene, those damm Italians from Vegas will wannt to move back in.

[saborami]

Insubordination!! Mutiny!!

Let me tell you I have a lot of expenses associated with the Mustang Ranch. Sheets, pillows, laundry soap, the damm bribes I have to pay the Cuban Officials, Chineese rubbers, lets not even go into the Salmon. Plus I provide excellent health coverage for all employees including the Jineteras.

Using my provided Insurence Company, Mellisass scored a new pair of puppies a few months ago. Man she looks hot!! The company just paid to have my Security Director's pecker re-attached after he suffered a terrible accident. By the way...wasn't it you who brought that sucking machine to the ranch??

Should I go on??

I have a felling that when el Coma-andante departs the scene, those damm Italians from Vegas will wannt to move back in.

Insubordination, my ass! You know I love ya Big Daddy.

your "Mustang Girl"

Saborami:)

[Pepin]

Insubordination, my ass! You know I love ya Big Daddy.

your "Mustang Girl"

Saborami:)

That's better. I'm OK now.

[mctonedef]

That's better. I'm OK now.

Glad to hear you're better boss; I'm still limping around in these oversized pampers!

[Pepin]

I had a disturbing phone call last night. The connection was bad. I think it was from the Hospital in Varadero. Something about a Canadian with Salmon Poisoning that was brought in from the RANCH. He was bruised from head to toe and bleeding from the rear.

Has anyone seen Gordon lately?

McTone, your my security director. Get on this quick.

Ms Mel....I thought we had agreed on no more Salmon and Nellie??

Im sendin Saborbaby down there for an inspection. Remember we are expecting a big push on business when fido goes under. Lot's of dignitaries will be in town for the funeral.

Pein Gatieza
CEO -

Pepin's Mustang Ranch
Havana/Palma de Majorca

[Rose]

Pepin's Mustang Ranch
Havana/Palma de Majorca

LOL!! :D

[Pepin]

Prima, post that link again to the Ranch !!!1 I lost it.

Gracias

[Rose]

Aquí está:

http://www.cubamania.com/cuba/showthread.php?p=108042#post108042

:)

[pinkrose340]

Hi There i have noticed all your replys to ferry from cuba to jamaica? does anyone know if there is a ferry to america any where and if there is wher doi book it when i arrive in cuba or here in untied kingdom and if so does anyone know how much it costs

thanks all

[Angelking]

Hi There i have noticed all your replys to ferry from cuba to jamaica? does anyone know if there is a ferry to america any where and if there is wher doi book it when i arrive in cuba or here in untied kingdom and if so does anyone know how much it costs

thanks all

Last I heard, the ferry was starting service from Cannes Australia to Miami. It cost $45,000 and takes a month and a half. But on the bright side they lowered the rails so it is easier to puke over the side. The cleaning bill for the shag carpet was horrendous. But on the bright side, you don't have to deal with airport security.


AK

[cubafish]

pink one - the above is of course a joke.

There are no ferry's to or from Cuba to anyplace. And the only ferry's in America are to and from Canada.

[Fantasia]

pink one - the above is of course a joke.

There are no ferry's to or from Cuba to anyplace. And the only ferry's in America are to and from Canada.


Interesting. I wonder where it is that I go to work everynight then? The place we sail to seems a bit too hot to be Canada but I could be wrong...

[cubafish]

Interesting. I wonder where it is that I go to work everynight then? ...

A "Fantasy" job perhaps?

[Fantasia]

A "Fantasy" job perhaps?

Perhaps. Not a bad thing really.