¡Devestating News!

[SecondMateFF]

I've been Working on the Railway, and also on the Ferry, with Fantasia. Last night we were attacked by the Pirates of the Carribean during The Ice Storm during which we were all almost Swept Away. After a Standoff, they Let My People Go from the Ferry at least most of the Crew and Passangers but there were a few people Left Behind. One of them was our beloved Fantasia.

I understand they are holding her as a Hostage for Ransom. Since we can't locate Pepin, I am comming here, hat in hand, begging for your help to rescue our Angel. If not, who knows when we will see her smiling happy face again? If ever? Sob! Whatever can I tell her family, and those darling boys of hers? Why didn't they keep me instead of her?

Please contact me if you can contribute to this very worthy cause. I am very trustworthy.

[Angelking]

I've been Working on the Railway, and also on the Ferry, with Fantasia. Last night we were attacked by the Pirates of the Carribean during The Ice Storm during which we were all almost Swept Away. After a Standoff, they Let My People Go from the Ferry at least most of the Crew and Passangers but there were a few people Left Behind. One of them was our beloved Fantasia.

I understand they are holding her as a Hostage for Ransom. Since we can't locate Pepin, I am comming here, hat in hand, begging for your help to rescue our Angel. If not, who knows when we will see her smiling happy face again? If ever? Sob! Whatever can I tell her family, and those darling boys of hers? Why didn't they keep me instead of her?

Please contact me if you can contribute to this very worthy cause. I am very trustworthy.

An ice storm........in the Carribean?


AK

[SecondMateFF]

Yes, Angelking and it was The Perfect Storm. Thank you for your generous donation as well.

The last ransom note that they threw through the Rear Window at High Noon while the Ferry was On The Waterfront contained a big hint. The Pirates say that they consider Fantasia to be a Million Dollar Baby which I interpret to mean that they want $1 million. - before Groundhog Day. Only $999,960. to go now. Keep those donations rolling in, folks. And thank you so very much.

[cubafish]

An ice storm........in the Carribean? AK


Yes, ice storms happen quiet frequently in times of severe weather no matter the location. They are especially dangerous now because of the effect that La Nina is having on Nikelodeon. On a recent Nick at Night program, SpongBob gave a detailed explanation of the cooling effect La Nina is having on the world. If you are interested, these reports are given on the hour, 20 minutes after the hour and 20 minutes before the hour.

While an ice laden ship or ferry can sink under the weight of too much ice, if you have the bad luck to be on the ferry as it ices over, just remember that 2007 is the Chinese year of the Pig and frozen pork can have an equally devastating effect. Next year (2008) equates to the Chinese year 4706 that actually begins not on January 1, but on Feb. 7, 2008, and seeing as how 2008 is the Year of the Rat, we will have to be extra careful when near these 4-legged vermin.

The only redeeming factor of ice storms is that it is easy to find ice for your mojito!!!

And don't worry mother, the boys were wearing their life jackets when the ferry sank and made it to Fantasy Island where they met two young girls . . . . . . . . . . .

[sherry5851]

Yes, ice storms happen quiet frequently in times of severe weather no matter the location. They are especially dangerous now because of the effect that La Nina is having on Nikelodeon. On a recent Nick at Night program, SpongBob gave a detailed explanation of the cooling effect La Nina is having on the world. If you are interested, these reports are given on the hour, 20 minutes after the hour and 20 minutes before the hour.

While an ice laden ship or ferry can sink under the weight of too much ice, if you have the bad luck to be on the ferry as it ices over, just remember that 2007 is the Chinese year of the Pig and frozen pork can have an equally devastating effect. Next year (2008) equates to the Chinese year 4706 that actually begins not on January 1, but on Feb. 7, 2008, and seeing as how 2008 is the Year of the Rat, we will have to be extra careful when near these 4-legged vermin.

The only redeeming factor of ice storms is that it is easy to find ice for your mojito!!!

And don't worry mother, the boys were wearing their life jackets when the ferry sank and made it to Fantasy Island where they met two young girls . . . . . . . . . . .
But where is my co-conspirator Fantasia??? Please accept 20 CUC as my contribution to have her released by these dastardly pirates!!!!

[saborami]

Fantasia is fine. She is with me, Mellisas and Pepin enjoying a brew of Mohitas and a Tequila Sunrise on the Baha Penninusula. We were sailing behind and rescued her and several others including McTonedef but we however saw REddddddddddneck drown....poor sob, thought his fat white ass could be used as a flotation device........

guess we should notify his Klan so they have the time to dry clean his pointy white hat.... and starch the collar of his robe. Can't be buried in sweat pants ya know, once in awhile ya just gotta dress up.

[SecondMateFF]

Oh, Saborami, why, of why, did you rescue her? I mean, oh, that's great that you found her. I can't believe she was conscious after the whack I gave....er, I mean, after the whack I saw the Pirates give her.

Tell her we have everything under control and to take a nice long vacation... The longer the better.... for her sake of course. But between you and I, she's a real bi#ch and we are doing just fine without her.

As for Redneck. Men look so cool and sexy in white, don't they? Anyway, bad news for you too, as he is here even as I type so you didn't do too well with your project either. Not our day, I guess.

Sherry5851 - can I keep the money? I really need it but if you need it more I will return it. I'm keeping Angelking's contribution because he's loaded but I don't know about you. With Fantasia out of the way, well, almost out of the way - we really tried! - hopefully there will be more money to pay the rest of the staff instead of her cooking the books all the time at OUR expense so she could send her kids to that fancy school.

[Angelking]

Oh, Saborami, why, of why, did you rescue her? I mean, oh, that's great that you found her. I can't believe she was conscious after the whack I gave....er, I mean, after the whack I saw the Pirates give her.

Tell her we have everything under control and to take a nice long vacation... The longer the better.... for her sake of course. But between you and I, she's a real bi#ch and we are doing just fine without her.

As for Redneck. Men look so cool and sexy in white, don't they? Anyway, bad news for you too, as he is here even as I type so you didn't do too well with your project either. Not our day, I guess.

Sherry5851 - can I keep the money? I really need it but if you need it more I will return it. I'm keeping Angelking's contribution because he's loaded but I don't know about you. With Fantasia out of the way, well, almost out of the way - we really tried! - hopefully there will be more money to pay the rest of the staff instead of her cooking the books all the time at OUR expense so she could send her kids to that fancy school.

My contribution should go to a new GPS system. Perhaps you weren't in the Caribbean after all and that is why noone can find fantasia. The ice storm would be the first clue possibly you were not in the Caribbean http://www.cubamania.com/cuba/images/icons/icon12.gif

AK

[sherry5851]

Oh, Saborami, why, of why, did you rescue her? I mean, oh, that's great that you found her. I can't believe she was conscious after the whack I gave....er, I mean, after the whack I saw the Pirates give her.

Tell her we have everything under control and to take a nice long vacation... The longer the better.... for her sake of course. But between you and I, she's a real bi#ch and we are doing just fine without her.

As for Redneck. Men look so cool and sexy in white, don't they? Anyway, bad news for you too, as he is here even as I type so you didn't do too well with your project either. Not our day, I guess.

Sherry5851 - can I keep the money? I really need it but if you need it more I will return it. I'm keeping Angelking's contribution because he's loaded but I don't know about you. With Fantasia out of the way, well, almost out of the way - we really tried! - hopefully there will be more money to pay the rest of the staff instead of her cooking the books all the time at OUR expense so she could send her kids to that fancy school.
I *think* I can afford 20 CUC but I'll check my bank records and consult with my accountant and let you know.:D