Iberostar Daiquiri

[Mark]

Hi fellas and fellas birds. Oh ok, and in these politically correct times 'birds'.
If anybody's going to the Daiquiri between now and Sept., can you please give my email address to my old mates Ari and Lester at the lobby bar?
Also tell them I've got a cracking couple of ugly stiks (fishing rods for you chicks out there)for them and that I'll see them in sept with some fresh motorbike mags. (bubba.luv@sky.com)

P.s. All the non P.C. stuff is a joke. I love all you kitchen dwellers!
JOKE. XXX

[waggerlad]

hi you welsh gayboy
what would you know about a mans motorbike, are you still riding that supped up poof machine. or have you been splashing out on a new muscule bike. if you speak nice to me, i will give your m8 lester and his m8 your e-mail and tell him you still love him, the wife (jackie) says hi and she asks if you have had your legs fixed, as she knew it was you walking along the beach from half a mile away. so you are going in september without me ????? im only kidding you know when i told all the staff in the sol guillermo you where a gayboy, and you never got fixed up for 2 weeks lol and all the tourist girls where looking at you funny. must be them blonde streaks. catch you later m8 total respect to yours hugs and xxx steve (WAGGERLAD):sweethear